You Can Finally Meet My Mom

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Don't cry when I die When it's my time, I probably won't die I'll just lie down and close my eyes And think about stuff These eyes got too wide Seeing too much of life's goodbyes Should have spent less time making loot Spent more time in my birthday suit with you [Pre-Chorus 1] And everybody upstairs Everybody downstairs I'm not gonna have time to hang out with them [Chorus 1] 'Cause I'll be hanging out with you Not Jimi Hendrix, Jesus, or the dude Who played the sheriff in Blazing Saddles You, not Chris Farley, Mister Rogers Oh, I've waited so long You can finally meet my mom [Verse 2] Life is good, but love it's better Even Bieber ain't forever We all got to go you know So you might as well go in style [Pre-Chorus 2] Everybody praying Everybody singing I'm not gonna have time to hang out with them [Chorus 2] 'Cause I'll be hanging out with you Not Gilda Radner, Buddha, or the dude Who had Pop Rocks and soda at the same time You, not Jesse James, Paul Newman Oh, I've waited so long You can finally meet my mom [Bridge] I'm not making light of things But who's to say who's right with things like this? There's so much that we miss Trying so hard to be rich and famous Pretty and thin to win It's a shame that youth is wasted on the young [Pre-Chorus 3] So forget everything And just be with me here now For as long as we can And whoever goes first save a spot [Chorus 3] You, not Etta James, Bob Marley Or the girls who won my heart along the way You, not Sitting Bull, Ella or Bach And I almost forgot You can finally meet my mom (You can finally meet my mom) You can finally meet my mom (You can finally meet my mom) (You can finally meet my mom) No Steve Jobs or Ty Cobbs Al Capone or any other mobs No Whitney Houston, no Chet Baker André the Giant or the Undertaker, just you You can finally meet my mom You can finally meet my mom You can finally meet my mom You can finally meet my mom You can finally meet my mom You can finally meet my mom