Something Bad is Happening

Lyrics

[CHARLOTTE] People might think I'm very dyke-ish I make a big stink when I must, but goddamn I'm just professional, never too nonchalant If I'm a bitch, well, I am what I am! Just call me 'Doc', don't call me 'lady' I don't like to talk when I'm losing the game Bachelors arrive sick and frightened They leave weeks later, unenlightened We see a trend, but the trend has no name Something bad is happening Something very bad is happening Something stinks, something immoral Something so bad that words have lost their meaning Rumors fly and tales abound Stories echo underground Something bad is Spreading, spreading, spreading 'Round! [CORDELIA] Tell me how it tastes! Tell me if it's good! Tell me, dear, if you'd like seconds [CHARLOTTE, spoken] Stop! [CORDELIA] Go ahead and wound my pride [CHARLOTTE] Just stop [CORDELIA] You're feeling very sick inside, well, okay So you've had a bad day I don't know what to say Look what's become of my doctor She's my doctor And I love her! She's got passion! She's intelligent and, Jesus Christ A doctor! Very wealthy And I love her! Doctor of Internal Medicine! I'm heartsick You're unhappy [CHARLOTTE] Life is crappy [CORDELIA] And you always see the glass half full I'm nervous [CHARLOTTE] This is fucking ridiculous! [CORDELIA] She's my doctor and I love her! She's got heart! [CHARLOTTE] My spirits sag [CORDELIA] Hah [CHARLOTTE] When I read the magazines Men dressed in drag, next to their moms Fashion and passion and filler But not a word about the killer I like the ballgowns, but Jesus Christ! [CHARLOTTE & CORDELIA] Something bad is happening! [CHARLOTTE] Something very bad is happening! [CHARLOTTE, CORDELIA] Something stinks (Which she'd never say!) Something immoral Something so bad that words (Little things) Have lost their meaning (Don't get in her way!) Rumors fly and tales abound (What can it be?) Stories echo underground (What can it be?) Something bad is [CHARLOTTE & CORDELIA] Spreading, spreading, spreading 'Round! [CHARLOTTE] Look, a virus has been found Stories echo underground Something bad is [CHARLOTTE & CORDELIA] Spreading, spreading, spreading 'Round!