Mary Jane

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Then he said "Mom, I want to forna... I mean formulate And discover the realms of the unknown With Mary Jane After all you'll be away for the weekend Just please consent, I need a friend" [Chorus 1] I admit your puberty was somewhat strange Could this be fixed with Mary Jane? Mary Jane, Mary Jane Mary Jane who? [Verse 2] So I said "Son you want to permeate And discover the realms of the unknown With Mary Jane After all the other boys that are your age They only wake to medicate [Chorus 2] "Do I know her family? Is she even mannerly when she's out in society?" "She even bakes" "She even bakes?" "These odd brownies" Mary Jane, Mary Jane Mary Jane, Mary Jane who? [Outro] Then he said "I believe in her family On her maternal side there was a Dr. Tetrahydrocannabinol Pure Isomer Dronabinol" Mary Jane who? Mary Jane who?