Lyrics

[False Start] So if I die today I'll be the happy phantom And I'll go chasing the nuns out in the yard And I'll run naked through the streets without my... Without my... without my... "I forgot my own words, can you believe it? Here we go again!" [Verse 1] And if I die today I'll be the happy phantom And I'll go chasing the nuns out in the yard And I'll run naked through the streets without my something on And I will never need umbrellas in the rain I'll wake up in strawberry fields every day And the atrocities of school I can forgive The happy phantom has no right to bitch [Chorus 1] Woohoo, the time is getting closer Oohoo, time to be a ghost Oohoo, every day we're getting closer The sun is getting dim Will we pay for who we've been, yeah? [Verse 2] So if I die today I'll be the happy phantom And I'll go wearing my naughties like a jewel They'll be my ticket to the universal opera There's Judy Garland taking Buddha by the hand And then these seven little men get up to dance They say Confucius does his crossword with a pen I'm still the angel to a girl who hates to sin [Chorus 2] Woohoo, the time is getting closer Oohoo, time to be a ghost Oohoo, every day we're getting closer The sun is getting dim Will I pay for who I've been, yeah? [Interlude] [Verse 3] Or will I see you dear and wish I could come back You found a girl that you could truly love again Will you still call for me when she falls asleep? Or do we soon'd forget the things we cannot see? [Chorus 2] Woohoo, the time is getting closer Oohoo, time to be a ghost Oohoo, every day we're getting closer The sun is getting dim Will I pay for who I've been, yeah? [Outro] And if I die today, hey And if I die today And if I die today Ah-ah chasing nuns out in the yard