Willie And The Pigman

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Little Willie Caesar he was in trouble He was runnin' like a bandit through his longest darkest night All that Willie lacked, in fact, was a shovel Then he could have dug himself his own grave And saved everybody some time Because you don't relieve the union boys of their payroll Not unless you've got an army ready to fight And when the union representatives were unable To reach a suitable agreement That's when Willie took to flight [Chorus] Come on little Caesar you can make it Anyway you're going to have to try You don't you ever tangle with the ruling class Unless you're prepared to take it Because they can dish it out from now until 1999 [Verse 2] Willie crashed the gate at Rosie's cantina No, not the one where Marty shot that kid This place was kinda like a train wreck 'cept it was cleaner Everything was either out of order or very well hid Way back in the corner sat the Pigman He was the champion of the luckless lunchless faceless little folks You and me, know what I mean? Willie he explained the whole situation In no time flat the Pigman's on the phone Singing [Chorus] Come on little Caesar you can make it Anyway you're going to have to try You don't you ever tangle with the ruling class Unless you're prepared to take it Because they can dish it out from now until 1999 [Verse 3] Next thing Willie knows the whole thing is over Everybody wants to negotiate Pigman orders three more glasses of cola Willie worries, how can I repay? Pigman say, "If you're ever down around Diego Well then you can look me up You know that I'm not that hard to find" And with that he stands and leaves the table Leaving Willie with the check And wondering what was on his mind [Chorus - Outro] Come on little Caesar you can make it Anyway you're going to have to try Don't you ever tangle with the ruling class Unless you're prepared to take it Because they can dish it out from now until 1999 I said come on little Caesar you can make it Anyway you're going to have to try Don't you ever tangle with the ruling class Unless you're prepared to take it Because they can dish it out from now until 1999 Come on little Caesar you can make it I said come on little Caesar you can make it Come on little Caesar you can make it