One Big (Happy) Family

Lyrics

[Verse 1] The English hate the Irish And the Arabs hate the Jew The whole world's got its black man in a pinch The cowboys hate the Indians And the Chinese hate 'em too The French hate everyone That's just part of being French [Verse 2] Now your Spaniard loves a bullfight (toro!) Your Russian loves a trial Italians love His Holiness Because he dresses real snappy And the Germans like a good old fashioned war Every once in a while And we Americans, we love everyone See we keep the whole world laughing [Chorus] Yes we're just one big happy family 'neath the sun All full of you and me and he and she and it and everyone Gosh it's a goofy loony place that we're coming from We call it heaven Please take your shoes off Don't ask no questions Are you having fun? Well think about this then [Verse] The thin ones laugh at fat ones And the smart ones laugh at fools, yeah Everyone thinks that somebody else is funny Ah-ha, ah-ha, ah-ha! The hot laugh at the cold The old are laughing at the new And six-gun Yassir and Bokassa and the Rockefellers You know that they laugh at everybody [Chorus - Outro] Still it's just one big happy family 'neath the sun It's all full of you and me and he and she and it and everyone Ah it's a wacky zany place we're coming from Me, I ain't laughin' In fact I'm leavin' You keep the car dear I still don't need it Don't tell the children Don't tell the Germans Don't tell the Rockefellers Don't tell no one No one Ah!