Bring Back The Chair

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Can't you hear the people snoring Life's become so doggone boring Let's get that adrenaline pouring Let's bring back the chair Tired of war and air polution Bored with peace, try my solution Nothing beats an execution Let's bring back the chair [Chorus] Bring back the chair Strap someone there Strap down a pair Bring back the chair Oh, bring back the chair Zap someone there Medium rare Bring back the chair [Spoken] That's: "bring back the chair Strap someone there Strap down a pair Bring back the chair Bring back the chair Zap someone there Medium rare Bring back the chair" Don't you feel you could kinda get into that, work that one up a little. The odd cry of rage now and then - wouldn't hurt at all. Let's try it, with the music now - [Chorus] Oh, bring back the chair Strap someone there Strap down a pair Bring back the chair Oh, bring back the chair Zap someone there Medium rare Bring back the chair [Spoken] That sounds awfully sincere A little worried about this bunch! [Verse 2] Higher taxes more inflation People need some recreation Let's decrease the population Let's bring back the chair Priorities need redeployment Hangmen live for our enjoyment Take 'em off of unemployment Let's bring back the chair [Chorus] Oh, bring back the chair Strap someone there Strap down a pair Bring back the chair Oh, bring back the chair Zap someone there Medium rare Bring back the chair [Verse 3] The present rules could use a vision Make the obvious decision Put it all on television Let's bring back the chair Smack a little make-up to 'em And as the juices sizzle through 'em Howard Cosell can interview 'em Let's bring back the chair [Chorus] Oh, bring back the chair Strap someone there Strap down a pair Bring back the chair Oh, bring back the chair Zap someone there Medium rare Bring back the chair [Chorus] Oh, bring back the chair Strap someone there Strap down a pair Bring back the chair Oh, bring back the chair Zap someone there Medium rare Bring back the chair [Chorus] Oh, bring back the chair Strap someone there Strap down a pair Bring back the chair Oh, bring back the chair Zap someone there Medium rare Bring back the chair