Red Flags (Reverse Style!)

Lyrics

[Verse 1: Montaigne] The date started off so well Begin my night not expecting the fright of my life (Ah!) He was perfect from what I could tell How could I not see the danger right in front of me? [Pre-Chorus: Tom Cardy & Montaigne, Both] My favorite food is fish (Woah) Baby, that's my favorite too I love cartoon dogs Baby, I love Scooby Doo Hey boy, what's your favorite film? He said, "the best movie of all A masterpiece of art called" [Chorus: Tom Cardy & Montaigne] Human Centipede Human Centipede I think that I'm gonna get murdered tonight Human Centipede Not ironically He said, "The costume design was a highlight" I like it for the plot Tell me what the plot's about German doctor sews three people arse to mouth. Cool... Human Centipede Please, God, save me I think that's a red flag, I don't want to get stabbed [Verse 2: Tom Cardy & Montaigne] He said, "Human Centipede is a tour de force" I think, "Holy shit, I'm gonna be the main course" He said, "I admire the narrative of character growth" I try to get the waiter's attention by blinking in morse code [Verse 3: Tom Cardy & Montaigne] Why are you blinking so much? I've got something in my eye Here, let me get it out No thank you, I don't wanna die Bonjour, ma'am was blinking at us Is this because your date is a freak? "No." Very good, bon appétit [Bridge: Tom Cardy & Montaigne] Stop hiding behind your silly made-up red flag To not take a chance on the best relationship you never had Maybe you're right and I'm looking for excuses My heart's got bruises, but I'm ready to choose this love [Pre-Chorus: Tom Cardy & Montaigne] You could be my world, the love of my life One day we'll get married and be husband and wife With a tasteful ceremony, and the wedding of our dreams Only if the wedding is themed Tell me what the theme's gonna be! [Chorus: Tom Cardy & Montaigne] Human Centipede Human Centipede That way we can save on the catering bill Human Centipede Only one mouth to feed If you are the maid of honour, you know the deal (Ass) [Post-Chorus: Tom Cardy & Montaigne] I can finally open myself up to love And I can finally sew a mouth to a butt [Outro: Montaigne] Human Centipede