Paint That Lady

Lyrics

[Verse 1] We lock eyes from across the room And you say, "Wassup"? (Wassup?) And I say, "What's up"? (What's up?) And we know that it's good Do you want to be my lady? (Lady) I want to raise your baby (Baby) My only job is to pleasure you (Lay down) But first I'm gonna use my thumb to measure you Know you're dealing with a gentleman when I Got'a one thing on my mind Lovely lady wants the gentleman's dick But first you're getting the acrylic [Chorus] I'm gonna paint you With my watercolours (I'm breaking out the watercolours for ya) We're gonna have sex (Very, very good sex) But not just yet (Why's that?) First, I gotta paint you (You gotta paint that lady) It's an aphrodisiac, girl Get the Monet like Leo Da Vinci I paint your clam like a Botticelli [Verse 2] Before I let you get a whiff of this dick I get to painting and I make it erotic You can be my Rose and I can be your Jack but we're Not on a boat, we are out the back of my Mother's house (In a granny flat) But the sexual tension is still Titanic I can't wait to please you when I'm finished painting you in about five hours Hour three and you move your head slightly to the left, well I think I better start again Hour eight and the sun's coming up and the light has changed so I think I better start again The sexual tension has been greatly magnified By this twelve hour Bob Ross Joy Ride I made you wait, now I know what you want And I'ma give it to you, baby [Bridge] I'm going to do you (Oh, yeah?) I'm gonna do you (Oh, yeah!) What if I do you (Yeah, yeah!) With my charcoal (Wait, what are y-) [Chorus] I'm gonna paint you With my charcoal (I'm breaking out the charcoal for yo) I wanna have sex, definitely tonight But first I wanna get your head right I'm gonna paint you (You gotta paint that lady) [Outro] I'm definitely not stalling for time No I'm definitely not definitely not no (You gotta paint that lady) I'm not stalling for time I really do want to have sex (You gotta paint that lady) I'm not st-t-t-talling I'm not st-t-t-t-t-t-talling-a (You gotta paint that lady) If I was stalling you would know that I was stalling Because I'm bad at stalling I actually have to be up quite early in the morning (You gotta paint that lady)