Call Your Mother

Lyrics

[Verse 1] I am an influencer But what's an influencer do? Gonna make a little post And influence you Like brush your teeth Be kind to one another Take 10 minutes to call your mother [Chorus] Call your mother It's been three long weeks now Call your mother A text is not enough Call your mother You gotta get on the phone Call your mother Give your mother a call [Bridge] Call your mother You gotta do what I say Call your mother Cause I post on the internet every day Call your mother This time not trying to sell my shit Call your mother I'm telling you to facetime that hot bitch [Verse 2] (Call your mother) You could givе her a call Tell her about how you bought a nеw cowbell [Go-ga-go-go-go-cowbell] Bet she'd love it if you told her bout your new cowbell (Call your mother) Just for a little chat If you were her you'd probably like that It's called empathy Use it once in a while, you dumbfuck [Chorus] Call your mother It's been three long weeks now Call your mother A text is not enough Call your mother You gotta get on the phone Go and give your mother a call [Verse 3] You've got the power to call your [mother] Or don't, do what you want to do I'm not the boss of you It's called empathy, you gotta It's called empathy, you gotta It's called empathy Imagine if you were your mother Would you like if your child gave you a call If the answer's 'yes, you would' That means, you should I am an influencer What can an influencer do? Make a stupid fucking song And influence you You can change the world Soon if you discover That you don't have to fix everything Just call your mother, fucker [Bridge] Call your mother Ask about her friends (Call your mother) What she did on the weekend (Call your mother) Is she currently free (Call your mother) To share her banana cake recipe (Call your mother) You don't have to like banana cake (Call your mother) The entire conversation is symbolic (Call your mother) You're choosing to talk about something she likes And that is nice [Refrain] There's a lot of things on the planet we can't control War and famine, do people like me am I an asshole? Wait You can change that last one You've got the power to be a massive sick cunt [Interlude] Listen to a friend Instead of going on instagram Remember someone's name Hello Sam They remembered my name If you don't do small things Just because big things exist You're on your way to crushing it [Verse 4] I am an influencer What can an influencer do? Film myself without a shirt on And influence you A life on social media The damage it will do Is worth it in the end If I just get one person to [Chorus] Call your mother Give your mother a call Call your mother Won't take no time at all Call your mother That shit will feed your soul Call your mother And put you in control