Lions and Tigers and Bears

Lyrics

[Intro] Hey Oh, woah-woah-woah [Verse 1] Confidently, I did the thing a woman like me should never do I stepped on a scale and thought, "What the hell?" 'Cause, honey, that scale was mighty rude So I've gained a little weight, mama's hair's a little gray And my strength just ain't the same but believe me when I say [Chorus] I'd fight a bear underwater for my baby Bring on a lion, I'm not frightened, they can't take me I'd tear the stripes off any tiger You just call me and I swear, I'm right there And I'm not scared of lions and tigers and bears Oh, woah-woah-woah, oh [Verse 2] A wolf or a fox? Please! A big jabberwocky? You just gotta knock on your mama's door I'll fight through the fire, but if there's a spider (Ooh!) Well, honey, that's what your friends are for I know sometimes we don't agree but I'm always on your team And if somebody ever get mean, if they try to take a swing I'm gon' hit that gangster lean, somebody hold my earrings Let me get that Vaseline 'cause they gon' have to get through me [Chorus] I'd fight the rare Loch Ness monster for my baby I'd slay the dragon and I'll drag 'em 'cause I'm crazy I'd scare the stripes off any Kalidah You call me and I swear, I'm right there And I'm not scared of lions and tigers and bears Woah, woah-woah-woah, oh