XXXMas

Lyrics

[Intro: Nadia Rose] Once upon a time There was a girl who lived in the suburbs Croydon to be precise She had one wish and, one wish only She laid in her bed and made that wish one night In hopes that Santa's elves and Santa's little helpers would Pass on the message of how she feels inside She looked up to the sky and.... Oh shit, Santa replied [Verse 1: Nadia Rose] Roll up the mistletoe, sip on some wine Lets make it snow, it's Christmas time No playing herе, make it rain dear (Ho, ho, ho) It's Christmas! Only Santa in my chimney, hе want all this smoke It's cold outside, wear me as a coat Saint Nicholas, let's get ridiculous Come leave me knickerless [Hook: Nadia Rose] X-Rated Christmas, XXXMas Lets get it cracking, all the trimmings and the extras Do it pon di tree, do it pon di TV Do it pon mi likkle nephew's brand new Sketchers We don't really [?] for nutting Only business is nutting One foot pon di stocking Do it pon di tree, do it pon di TV Do it pon dat big present for my cousin [Verse 2: Nadia Rose] Baddest rap bitch, unwrap this My presence is a present, underneath that is a gift Rolling up the essence, smoking on the Grinch Light up the myrrh and frankincense It's the naughty nativity, you know it's me Got the plum pudding and you know it's sweet, obviously Take a bite on this fruitcake, firewood touché Do it to me baby 'til the bell break [Interlude: Nadia Rose] And just like that, her wish was granted The girl from South took Santa's North Pole And encompassed her inner ho, ho, ho [Verse 2: Nadia Rose] Come to the door, I'm wearing nutting but stockings Jockey, how I'm riding, you can't cat this cat, copy Like a pizza how I'm giving the toppings, sloppy All over the Williams, Robbie Advent calendar, you open me up More curvy than a turkey And it's perky as fuck Pudding from Croydon, not from Yorkshire Oliver Twist, they want more sir [Hook: Nadia Rose] X-Rated Christmas, XXXMas Lets get it cracking, all the trimmings and the extras Do it pon di tree, do it pon di TV Do it pon mi likkle nephew's brand new Sketchers We don't really [?] for nutting Only business is nutting One foot pon di stocking Do it pon di tree, do it pon di TV Do it pon dat big present for my cousin [Bridge: Nadia Rose] Do it pon di tree, do it pon di Xbox Baileys on the rocks Slay everyday in case you forgot It's Christmas Only Santa in my chimney, he want all this smoke It's cold outside, wear me as a coat Saint Nicholas, let's get ridiculous Come leave me knickerless [Verse 3: Coco] Yo, you know I'm ready for anything, call me go go go You're locked in and listening to The Coco Show Take a ride in the sleigh and I'll have you looking for more I'll be emptying the sack screaming ho, ho, ho Very modest but I've gotta be honest I'm not a student of college so if you've got it, you've got it Vitamin D and I'm eating all of the porridge Jingle Belling all the way into the room, show me sutting like Christmas, Christmas, what we got on the gift list? Been eating good not just sipping on tea and biscuits Wagwan cousin? We're cooking like the stuffing in the oven Presents aren't getting cheaper by the dozen, na This one's a slapper Me, I'm just tryna see what's inside of my cracker True It's half eight and this Vossi's got me battered If you never got nothing from me this year, it never mattered, na [Outro: Nadia Rose] X-Rated Christmas, XXXMas Lets get it cracking baby X-Rated Christmas, XXXMas Lets get it cracking baby [Spoken] I've got all the gifts wrapped And I've got plenty of logs for the fire But to make it really Christmassy There's still one more thing I need Toddla T! [Spoken: Toddla T] It's been a joy Toddla T, from the Steel City Alongside my bredda Chilly, ooowee! Out to Deli, out to Coco Up top runnings Last one me As we sign out and sign off