An Elpee’s Worth of Toons

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Who's that on the racks again? A portrait of a crazy man Trying to make a living off An elpee's worth of toons (Trying to make a living off) (An elpee's worth of toons) (Trying to make a living off) (An elpee's worth of toons) A picture of a soul in pain Trying to change the world with An elpee's worth of toons (Trying to change the world with) (An elpee's worth of toons) (Trying to change the world with) (An elpee's worth of toons) [Bridge 1] There's something at the heart of it that's simply awful A man who makes a living off a plastic waffle There's something at the heart of it that's simply awful A man who makes a living off a plastic waffle There's something at the heart of it that's simply awful A man who makes a living off a plastic waffle Trying to make a living off an elpee's worth of toons [Verse 2] Sweat is forming on my brow Not a thing can help me now My life is on the line for An elpee's worth of toons I can see the write-ups now The multitudes are crying for An elpee's worth of toons [Bridge 2] A man would simply have to be as mad as a hatter To try to change the world with a plastic platter A man would simply have to be as mad as a hatter To try to change the world with a plastic platter A man would simply have to be as mad as a hatter To try to change the world with a plastic platter Trying to change the world with an elpee's worth of toons (What's your problem, sonny?) (What's your problem, son?) (What's your problem, sonny?) (What's your problem, son?) [Outro] Help me! Help me! Help me! Help me! Help— I want to change the world