American Ride

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Winter gettin' colder, summer gettin' warmer Tidal wave come across the Mexican border Why buy a gallon, it's cheaper by the barrel Just don't get busted singin' Christmas carols [Chorus] That's us, that's right Gotta love this American ride Both ends of the ozone burnin' Funny how the world keeps turnin' Look ma, no hands I love this American ride Gotta love this American ride [Verse 2] Momma gets her rocks off watchin' Desperate Housewives Daddy works his ass off payin' for the good life Kids on the YouTube learning how to be cool Livin' in a cruel world, pays to be a mean girl [Chorus] That's us, that's right Gotta love this American ride Both ends of the ozone burnin' Funny how the world keeps turnin' Look ma, no hands I love this American ride Gotta love this American ride [Verse 3] Poor little infamous, America's town She gained five pounds and lost her crown Quick fix plastic surgical antidote Got herself a record deal, can't even sing a note [Verse 4] Plasma gettin' bigger, Jesus getting smaller Spill a cup of coffee, make a million dollars Customs caught a thug with an aerosol can If the shoe don't fit, the fits gonna hit the shan [Outro] That's us, that's right Gotta love this American ride Both ends of the ozone burning Funny how the world keeps turning Hot dog, hot damn I love this American ride Gotta love this American ride Oh, yeah [Outro] Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na nananananananana