A Marriage Made in Heaven

Lyrics

She fell in love with my singing She knew the bells started ringing She thought there was only her there But, me, I just live for the clapping A hand delivery of an invite to my premiere When he fell in love, I was acting I sent her flowers, asked her to marry me But all I heard was their clapping Now she cries with a cigarette at the window He croons and moans like he's hurting She cries so well He croons and moans, just croons and moans Now, I had no idea she needed direction And he was at the mercy of his writers For those songs for me to touch her Those sad, sad songs to make me happy Now she cries with a cigarette at the window He croons and moans like he's hurting She cries so well He croons and moans, just croons and moans Now she cries with a cigarette at the window He croons and moans like he's hurting She cries so well He croons and moans, just croons and moans We re-enact the love scenes from her/my movies Hey, I never thought, but she uses a stand-in His voice is croakier every day now And she cries so well