Hard on the Ticker

Lyrics

[Verse 1] I gave up pimento cheese Domino's delivery Whiskey sours, apple pies Finger-lickin', chicken-fried Are gastronomic history I used to like them scary shows But I gave them up a while ago Don't do no death-defyin', roller-coaster ridin' Now-days I just take it slow [Pre-Chorus] Ever since we started datin' I been compensatin' To keep from gettin' up To heaven any quicker [Chorus] 'Cause she's hard on the ticker Hard on the ticker The girl is such a hazard that she ought to have a sticker Saying hard on the ticker [Verse 2] Now, when she wiggles through my door My chin gets heavy hits the floor Silky hair, scarlet lips, swingin' double-jointed hips My blood begins to roar And when she nibbles on my ear It's partly pleasure, partly fear A little dab is all it takes, to get my heart a-palpitatin' Feelin' like the end is near [Pre-Chorus] I ought to get a policy A double indemnity It'd make my beneficiary A whole lot richer [Chorus] 'Cause she's hard on the ticker Hard on the ticker The girl is such a hazard that she ought to have a sticker Sayin' hard on the ticker [Bridge] That's my girl Yeah, she's hard on the ticker [Pre-Chorus] I ought to get a policy A double indemnity It'd make my beneficiary A whole lot richer [Chorus] 'Cause she's hard on the ticker Hard on the ticker The girl is such a hazard that she ought to have a sticker Sayin' hard on the ticker [Outro] Oh, she's hard on the ticker Hard on the ticker She's hard on the ticker