Everybody Hates Me

Lyrics

[Verse 1] Well Joe got a promotion He's up there on top Everybody was cheering him on He deserves everything he's got [Chorus] Guess who's the new talk of the town The new S.O.B The one everybody loves cutting down Man it's a sight to see They all smile right to his face, and hide their jealousy Me I'm just working hard to get to that place Where everybody hates me (Now check this out) [Verse 2] Well Bill got a promotion He knocked Joe back down Now Joe's everybody's long lost friend [laugh] He's back in the crowd [Chorus] Guess who's the new talk of the town The new S.O.B The one everybody loves cutting down Man it's a sight to see They all smile right to his face, and hide their jealousy Me I'm just working hard to get to that place Where everybody hates me [Bridge] Well everybody wants to be the big dog Want to wag that big dog tail But till they are they want to see the big dog fail [Chorus] You pay your dues and you get your breaks Then you're the S.O.B The one everybody loves to hate It just comes naturally They all smile right to your face, and hide their jealousy That's just the way it goes and I can't wait Till everybody hates me