For Chan

Lyrics

[Verse 1] I am only one man but my words they travel miles Up to satellites, down to wires going at the speed of light In the darkness I type quickly and send messages like missiles And they land without mercy because I know I'm right With a glossary of buzzwords, I use them indiscreetly Attach images to represent me, I choose cartoons and not my face I'm the judge, I'm the jury, I command the conversation For the betterment of our nation and the empowerment of our race [Chorus] And if they made a movie of me They'd have to cast the fattest actor With glycerine they'd splatter on my face To grease me down, to grease me down, to grease me down [Verse 2] But sometimes I'm only kidding And sometimes I get so mad Sometimes I think I've made a big mistake Committing to this life online But I got this little family of like minded brothers And we huddle undercover where being a jerk's just fine I can't get away with murder But I can ruin somebody's weekend Take down their websites and call 'em all kinds of names But I'm having trouble sleeping I don't know where this is headed But maybe it is just a phase I'll grow out of someday [Chorus] And if they made a movie of me They'd have to cast the fattest actor With glycerine they'd splatter on my face To grease me down, to grease me down To grease me down, to grease me down To grease me down