Lyrics

[Intro] One, two, three, four [Verse 1] I'm down in the basement Making signs out of love There's a big time special guest tonight Comin' from above And this town hasn't seen such excitement Since John Cena back in '09 Yeah, that arena's known for its wrestlin' matches Tonight we're gonna have ourselves a different kind A different kind of good time [Chorus] I'm gonna take my mamma and her sister aunt Marie And I hope I find a like-minded girl tonight at the Trump rally [Verse 2] And I'm gonna take a shower And shave so I look good Wear my "Hillary for Prison" shirt Like a good boy should Plan to show up there early Watch the motorcade arrive Gonna grill up some meat in the parking lot They say the doors will open at five Yeah, the doors will open at five [Chorus] Got my picture of Obama, which we'll burn in effigy And I hope I find a like-minded girl tonight at the Trump rally [Verse 3] Maybe I'll get to sit Behind the man they love to hate And then watch him throw a fit About problems I can't contemplate Sometimes he scares me When he goes on one of those rants Sometimes I don't know what he's talking about But it makes them liberals shit their pants Yes, it makes them shit their pants [Outro] It gives them such trauma And it makes us so happy But I just wanna find a like-minded girl Oh, I just wanna find a like-minded girl Oh, I just wanna find a like-minded girl Tonight at the Trump rally