Viewers Like You

Lyrics

I thought I heard you screaming I thought I heard you crying But then the TV told me, yeah That you were only lying That you were only crying wolf That you were only j-j-jiving Then I changed the channel You bored me with your whining Oh, I've seen everything. Everything! Every possible scenario I'm filled with such ennui I could sleep for a week Why am I not surprised at man's inhumanity to man? I need more exciting viewing: simple supply and demand Give me something new! You're losing my consumer confidence And while you're at it, throw in some sex, (Sex! Sex! Sex!) Some good old-fashioned, gratuitous sex I thought I heard you bleeding I thought I heard you dying But then the TV told me, yeah Help would be arriving And then I heard a bomb explode! I saw the fighters d-d-dive And then I changed the channel To go turn on more whining Oh, I've seen everything. Everything! Every possible scenario I'm filled with such ennui I could sleep for a week Why am I not surprised at man's inhumanity to man? I need more exciting viewing: simple supply and demand Give me something new! You're losing my consumer confidence And while you're at it, throw in some sex, (Sex! Sex! Sex!) Some good old-fashioned, gratuitous sex Why am I not surprised at man's inhumanity to man? I need more exciting viewing: simple supply and demand Give me something new! You're losing my consumer confidence And while you're at it, throw in some sex, (Sex! Sex! Sex!) Some good old-fashioned, gratuitous sex