The Grass Is Greenier

Lyrics

Tigger: Our grass is greenier Our scenery's scenier Rabbit: The beans in my garden are far more beanier Tigger: Bouncin' all day and the day never ends Over here Rabbit: Over here Tigger and Rabbit: With me and my friends Rabbit: Our days are sunnier Tigger: Our jokes are funnier All of the bees in our trees are honier Rabbit: Organized fun makes a day worry-free Tigger and Rabbit: Here with my buddies and me Tigger: We got no rules against flouncin' or fun Bein' late's not the greatest of crimes No Tigger: (as Rabbit) "Time to stop bouncin' now, Tigger, I mean it!" Rabbit: Is that how I sound? Piglet: Well, sometimes Rabbit: Over here veggies grow in neatly spaced rows And our weather is sublime And you can be certain That if we had trains They would surely run on time Tigger: Yeah, yeah, yeah Our skies are blueier Rabbit: Our carrots chewier Tigger: Da bears dat reside on our side are Poohier No rules to break, only ones you can bend Tigger and Rabbit: Over here with me and my friends Tigger: A mayor with stripes is chic, don't ya' know Stripes give one dat certain zazing Rabbit: A mayor who might suddenly bounce on your head Tigger: You say that like it's a bad thing Rabbit: Jagulars, woozles, grints and gobloons So much and so many to fear Piglet: Ahhhh! Rabbit: Here's a list of reasons you should be afraid Thank goodness it's safe over here, heh Our birds sing prettier Tigger: Our cats are kittier Rabbit: You'll find at most times That our rhymes are wittier Tigger: "No" is a message that nobody sends Over here Rabbit: Over here Tigger and Rabbit: With me and my friends Tigger: Your bugs are bitier Rabbit: Your side's untidier Tigger: It's very well-known our side's bona-fidier Rabbit: One out of two happy squirrels agree Ours is the side that you simply must see Tigger: The sun never sets and the fun never sleeps A tigger in time, you and me and my peeps Rabbit: Over here Tigger: Over here Rabbit: Over here Tigger: Over here Rabbit: Over here Tigger: Over here Tigger and Rabbit: Over here with me and my friends! Rabbit: My friends Tigger: No, my friends Rabbit: Over here