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On my bedroom wall there's a list with 3 rules What rules? On my bedroom wall there's a list with 3 rules What rules? On my bedroom wall there's a list with 3 rules What rules? On my bedroom wall there's a list with 3 rules What rules? Rule 1 never dance with your hands up Rule 1 never dance with your hands up Rule 2 never touch your own dick Rule 2 never touch your own dick Rule 3 never fall in love with a Virgo, why? Rule 3 never fall in love with a Virgo All the girls that I love then follow these 3 rules What rules? All the girls that I love then follow these 3 rules What rules? Every girl that I love she follows these 3 rules What rules? Every girl that I love she follows these 3 rules What rules? Rule 1 never fix your teeth if they're fucked up Rule 1 never fix those teeth if they're fucked up Rule 2 always eat your maraschino cherry Rule 2 always eat your maraschino cherry Rule 3 never ever ever overstay your welcome Rule 3 never ever ever overstay your welcome