You’re a Mean One, Mr. Grinch

Lyrics

[Verse 1] You're a mean one, Mister Grinch You really are a heel You're as cuddly as a cactus You're as charming as an eel, Mister Grinch You're a bad banana with a greasy, black peel [Verse 2] You're a monster, Mister Grinch Your heart's an empty hole Your brain is full of spiders You've got garlic in your soul, Mister Grinch I wouldn't touch you with a thirty-nine-and-a-half-foot pole [Verse 3] You're a vile one, Mister Grinch You have termites in your smile You have all the tender sweetness Of a seasick crocodile, Mister Grinch Given a choice between the two of you I'd take the seasick crocodile [Verse 4] You're a foul one, Mister Grinch You're a nasty wasty skunk Your heart is full of unwashed socks Your soul is full of gunk, Mister Grinch The three words that best describe you are as follows And I quote "Stink, stank, stunk" [Verse 5] You're a rotter, Mister Grinch You're the king of sinful sots Your heart's a dead tomato splotched With moldy purple spots, Mister Grinch Your soul is an appalling dump heap Overflowing with the most disgraceful assortment Of deplorable rubbish imaginable Mangled up in tangled up knots [Verse 6] You nauseate me, Mister Grinch With a nauseous super "naus" You're a crooked jerky jockey And you drive a crooked hoss, Mister Grinch You're a three-decker sauerkraut and toadstool sandwich With arsenic sauce