Lyrics

You′re a mean one (you're a mean one) You′re a mean one (you're a mean one) You're a mean one (you′re a mean one) Mr. Grinch You′re a mean one, Mr. Grinch You really are a heel You're as cuddly as a cactus You′re as charming as an eel, Mr. Grinch You're a bad banana with a greasy black peel You′re a mean one (you're a mean one) You′re a mean one (you're a mean one) You're a mean one (you′re a mean one) Mr. Grinch Oh, you′re a foul one, Mr Grinch You're a nasty, wasty skunk Your heart is full of unwashed socks Your soul is full of gunk The best three words to describe you Are as follows, and I quote: Stink, stank, stunk! You′re a mean one (you're a mean one) You′re a mean one (you're a mean one) You′re a mean one (you're a mean one) Mr. Grinch You're a mean one (you′re a mean one) You′re a mean one (you're a mean one) You′re a mean one (you're a mean one) Mr. Grinch You′re a monster You're a monster You′re a monster, your heart's an empty hole Your brain is full of spiders, you've got garlic in your soul You′re a monster, your heart′s an empty hole Your brain is full of spiders, you've got garlic in your soul Fresh from the wilderness Unwilling is his malice that′s ceilingless To cease distilling his villainous pot of lies Spilling his cologne like skin that's been cauterized Still it is unknown how this Grinch has been modernized With bomb threats on deck Cutting you off in traffic′s what he craves But if you let him in he doesn't wave Then goes to the theatre, makes a point of being mean Bare toes on your seat, a laser pointer at the screen Taking joy in every scene to which he knows the outcome Without one mistake he′ll spoil what he's seen Obscene, crass, far exceeding sass Speeding past puddles, laughs Doubles back like he didn't mean to splash Bluetooth in ear, shriveled-up boutonniere Blowing smoke in your face, choke on the taste, just a souvenir His truest present is a luminescent brutish presence Brewed incessantly strong, it almost blew your chest in You′re a vile one, Mr. Grinch You have termites in your smile You have all the tangled sweetness Of a seasick crocodile, Mr. Grinch You′re bad (you're so bad, bad) You′re a mean one (you're a mean one) You′re a mean one (you're a mean one) You′re a mean one (you're a mean one) Mr. Grinch (you're a monster) You′re a mean one (you′re a mean one) You're a mean one (you′re a mean one) You're a mean one (you′re a mean one) Mr. Grinch You're a mean one (you′re a mean one) You're a mean one (you're a mean one) You′re a mean one (you′re a mean one) Mr. Grinch