Mr. Goodbarr

Lyrics

He's the nicest guy That you will ever meet But you'll wanna cry As the world falls before his feet He's always rockin' a new style He knows exactly what they like And when you check out his profile He will make your heart rate spike He's got the world wrapped around his finger You'd think somehow it's a crime When he's around, all your friends, they linger Everybody makes the time You wake up, get out of bed and try to be a star But he's still two steps ahead no matter who you are You wanna hate his guts, you wanna key his car He's so nice it drives you nuts, he's your best friend by far Mister Goodbarr You'd think with his good looks That he'd have a hollow brain But he's written award-winning books And his math skills are insane On my own I'm a solid eight On good days even a nine But next to him, good is not so great I wish his life could be mine You wake up, get out of bed and try to be a star But he's still two steps ahead no matter who you are You wanna hate his guts, you wanna key his car He's so nice it drives you nuts, he's your best friend by far Mister Goodbarr And it boils your brain so hot That he's everything that you are not You will never be as great You wake up, get out of bed and try to be a star But he's still two steps ahead no matter who you are And I fight for every breath to try and stay on par I could work myself to death and not get half as far He plays drums, plays the piano, shreds a mean guitar He's Facebook friends with Bono and with Ringo Starr And you wanna hate his guts, you wanna key his car He's so nice it drives you nuts, he's your best friend by far Mister... Mister Goodbarr, he drives a Smart car You know that he'll be twenty thousand times the man you are He defeated Cobra, he's friends with Oprah Attends yearly retreats with guru Deepak Chopra He's never a stranger, will protect you from danger I heard a rumour he was once a Power Ranger Mister Goodbarr, he's also a film star But he will always love you just the way that you are Mister Goodbarr