Interlude 8

Christmas Queens & Jiggly Caliente & Alaska Thunderfuck & Katya Zamolodchikova & Manila Luzon - Pop, Spoken Word
Interlude 8
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[Jiggly] Well the audience certainly seems to be having a good time [Alaska] Girl, think about it- their idea of a good time is sitting on the porch and churning butter! [Katya] Or sticking their arm halfway up inside a cow [All] Ew! [Katya] I saw it on a reality show once. Trust me, reality is really gross- and boring [Peppermint] Exactly, so to these poor ignorant people we must be like the latest Star Wars movie, and the Ice Capades and the Lady Gaga concert all rolled into one [Katya] Yes, to these boring boogers, our show must be more exciting than Coachella or Burning man [Alaska] I prefer Couch-ella. You know, where you sit on your couch watching Drag Race while tweet snarky comments and drinking Skinny Girl Vodka [Peppermint] I'm the complete opposite of Burning Man. I'm air conditioned lady! [Alaska] Look at this poster. The last event they had here was a combination monster truck rally slash book burning to benefit the Trump campaign [All] Donald Trump?! [Alaska] No, some woman named Frieda Trump. She was running for something called Quilting Bee Commissioner [Manila] Well, we need to show this little town that we're all about diversity. I know, let's have a couple of our Jewish cast mates sing a Hanukah song [All] Mazel Tov! [Jinkx]
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- PEG Records