Wrestle a Live Nude Girl

Lyrics

You got thirteen wish bones on your kitchen wall You got your Chinese Ginseng tea You got a blue kimona And a D-18 You got me You know I'd like to love you but I don't know how I got these wings they're on my feet I just keep on chewing on the sacred cow I can't eat That why I practice and practice and I chew on some cactus And I give my pistol a twirl I roll up a load I roll down the road I go Downtown To wrestle a live nude girl I go Downtown To wrestle a live nude girl I go Downtown To wrestle a live nude girl For twenty-five you get a live nude girl She can Wrestle so obscene If you just got ten you wrestle Polyethylene You know, little Beatrice She can break your bones she can Shake out all your teeth She's a real good wrestle If your tensions, need relief (chorus) That why I practice and practice and I chew on some cactus And I give my pistol a twirl I roll up a load I roll down the road I go Downtown To wrestle a live nude girl I go Downtown To wrestle a live nude girl I go Downtown To wrestle a live nude girl