Lyrics

Well we were rocking and a-rolling At the borough town hall Well pissed one Saturday night Now where I come from At a rock and roll dance You gotta end the evening right And we'd just had enough Of that fat town tough Throwing his mouth all over the place So I grabbed myself a bottle Smashed it on the table And screwed it straight in his face I said a little bit of urban rock Don't do you no harm at all I said a little bit of urban rock and roll Don't do you harm, do you no harm Do you no harm at all He was sprawling and a crawling In the dog ends and beer Blood pouring out of a cut Up came the bouncers And every one agreed It's time he kept his big mouth shut So I fractured his fat jaw Opened the back door Threw him out hard face down in the road And when a number 9 bus Crushed him in the tarmac The beers and the whiskies flowed I said a little bit of urban rock It don't do you no harm at all You know a little bit of urban rock and roll Don't do you no harm, do you no harm Do you no harm at all Well they was cheering and a-sneering When the ambulance came accompanied by the law They questioned his bird Could see it coming A G.B.H. stretch that's for sure So I swallowed my pride Dragged her outside Past the ladies' and behind the gents' And beneath the town hall clock I dipped my old wick Up against the fish shop fence I said a little bit of urban rock A little bit of urban roll I said a little bit of urban rock A little bit of urban roll I said a little bit of urban rock A little bit of urban roll I said a little bit of urban rock A little bit of urban roll Don't do you no harm, do you no harm Do you no harm at all