Gay Conscience

Lyrics

[Intro] Meet Ted, an 18 year old college student Fed up with the life and the way things are going He considers coming out as gay (24 Backshots lets go) Until suddenly, his conscience comes in to play [Verse] Aight, gosh I know you fuckin' gay man, no need to be ashamed and Don't worry it's a great plan to write your fam a statement No escapin' so embrace it, hope I can help the pain, damn To get you out this place, fam Nah, fuck that, you flamin', so charred it looks like spray tan You look like a douche more than the guys who wear their ray bands When your Christian family weighs in, they gonna think you crazy Complainin' and sayin', likе, "how the fuck we raise him?" Nah, Jеsus loves all no matter what sins you commit Now, appeasin' them all might be some tough shit to attend but Please do it dog, they on some fuck shit and they sinned If they reason you're gone and you're too fucked up to be cleansed Nah, dude, if you admit, you'll be stuck up in that shit Struck upside the head, hit and then tucked up in a bin Try to fuck some girls, don't you suck another dick 'Cause people are gonna hurl if you fuckin' with the men Ah, shut the fuck, bitch, man, don't listen to this dick He's homophobic and knows it and he gets a little kick Off pokin' holes in your boldness and then pissin' off the kids You so composed and it's okay you ain't stickin' to a clit Now, what the fuck you say? Little maggot, just shoo away Break your bones- Get a hoe or chick and go grab you some pootang Or maybe you'll get married and I'll hand you the bouquet Ok, chill, enough, bitch, go pack you a suitcase And don't forget your discs, always jackin' to Blu-ray's Listen to me dude, now, you actin' a fool, K? Just go up to your dad and then you brag that you're too gay [Chorus: Ted] These voices they tell me AUGHHHHHHHH I'm prolly schizophrenic This ain't good, I think I'll Go check into a (mental hospital) Please kill me, I think I might result to A bullet into the brain, so how 'bout I just [Outro: DJ Khaled] Call me asparagus! Think I might be a scape goat on the scene, SHIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEE *boom*