Towson (Recher Theatre)

Lyrics

[Verse 1] When you head out tonight In your quest for excellence in theater I won't be there I slammed my finger in the car door by accident But I salute you in your ongoing quest For excellence in theater [Chorus] What's it like in there? I will never know The Recher Theatre in Towson And the secret rock show [Interlude] [Spoken]: This will make more sense as we go [Verse 2] As you navigate the rotary On your way to park your car by the theater I'll hold your sweater My leg is in a bear trap, I'm unable to attend But I applaud you And I'll jealously read your blog after the show [Chorus] What's it like in there? I will never know The Recher Theatre in Towson And the secret rock show [Verse 3] I have stood outside the entrance For twenty-five of your earth years I've mastered breathing oxygen And learned the human art of wearing clothes But I shall never have the pleasure Of knowing what goes on in that theatre [Chorus] What's it like in there? I will never know The Recher Theatre in Towson And the secret rock show [Chorus] What's it like in there? I will never know The Recher Theatre in Towson And the secret rock show [Outro] Normally we would play that again just to try to get it right, but...