Long White Beard

Lyrics

[Intro] Everything I say is true And for your delight I have such a tale for you Can you stand the excitement? [Verse 1] I had a beautiful sleep And I had some beautiful dreams My family was there and we laughed and we laughed The alarm clock rang and I gasped [Chorus] I woke up with a long white beard A long white beard, a long white beard Like Zeus on Mount Olympus with a long white beard And eyebrows most surprisingly long [Verse 2] Last night I walked in my sleep And last night I talked while I dreamed My grandma was there and she gave me some cocoa But when I awoke, it was loco [Chorus] I woke up with a ten foot tail A ten foot tail, a ten foot tail And just like a sleepwalker with a ten foot tail Some collectables were knocked to the ground