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Tires SCREECH outside. Dude 2 stands up. There's a small crash outside Yelling        VOICE: FREEZE! GUNSHOTS The Boy and Dude 2 look at each other Dude 1 bursts through the door with The Cop, both firing ambiguously Dude 2 grabs The Boy and swiftly tackles him to the ground. He can't afford for The Boy to die, and takes a bullet to the head. The Boy's gut gets hit as well. Blood gushes. Just as both are knocked unconscious, a figure appears outside the infinity pool... ...(light fading)....... CUT TO INT. HOSPITAL - EVENING The Boy slowly opens his eyes        STEVE: You passed out        THE BOY: Whoa. No way        STEVE: Got that shit recorded. Naomi told me you were in danger, but I ain't expect all that to happen. Shit finna blow up... The Boy looks over at Steve's phone. WorldStarHipHop is up with Steve's recording. Many comments read "dat nigga got rekt." The Boy grabs the phone and launches it at the wall, then slightly pants. The phone breaks        STEVE: What the... Pause        STEVE: One more thing The Boy calms        STEVE: Naomi was curious so she came with me. But before we left, she saw that dude Roscoe walk into the pool. She thought it was you... The Boy pauses, recounting the figure he saw. He wanted to die like that after all Roscoe... Hmmm. Roscoe had the same t-shirt as him (and short shorts)        STEVE: C'mon tho; let's get a picture and go turn the internet on itself! The Boy sighs        THE BOY: They'll find out eventually Pause        THE BOY: You have my phone? Steve retrieves and hands The Boy his phone from his pocket. The Boy quickly logs onto twitter as @thegoldmolar and tweets: ...I'm here... *****[PLAY SONG "LIFE: THE BIGGEST TROLL" AT THIS POINT]**** [THE END]