Lyrics

What our studio audience doesn't know Is that the reason Larry the Dwarf is doing all this stuff Is because it's all part of the score to 200 Motels Every word, every action The lamp, the reproductive orafice It's all in the score, so he has to do it This whole event is a fantasy that occurred touring on the road Touring can make you crazy, ladies and gentleman That is precisely what 200 Motels is all about