It’s Great to Be Unemployed

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It's great to be unemployed It's fun for a girl and a boy It's great to be unemployed And if you didn't guess it, we're unemployed It's great to be out of work I sit around the house in an undershirt I'm waiting on some type of government check And I've seen every single Star Trek Let's all talk on the telephone before it's disconnected They'd find macaroni and cheese if I was dissected Every singlе check I write is gonna be postdatеd And if one actually ever clears I will be elated It's great to be out of a job (yes it is) I look, act, and smell like a slob I get spaghetti on my T-shirt And friends say, "c'mon, get it together, Bert" (take it, Jon) It's swell to be home from 9 to 5 I watch Bonanza on Channel 5 And when that's all done, I'll watch CHiPs And polish it off with a big ol' box of Cheese Nips (now Brad! Brad?) Ah, comin' home from a hard day of nothin' That's exactly what we'll be putting in the oven And this ain't TV, there ain't no happy endin' It hurts like hell and that's the message that I'm sendin' Let's all talk on the telephone before it's disconnected They'd find macaroni and cheese if I was dissected Every single check I write is gonna be postdated And if one actually ever clears I will be elated It's great to be unemployed (IT'S GREAT! IT'S GREAT!) It's great to be unemployed (IT'S GREAT! IT'S GREAT!) It's great to be unemployed (IT'S GREAT! IT'S GREAT!) And if you didn't guess it, we're overjoyed
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