Fat Charlie

Lyrics
Fat Charlie gobbles donuts at every breakfast He grabs his water and a cooler and a shovel and pail He yells at kids from his car while they ride their skateboards He hits the beach and he looks just like a whale All the girls get on their boards and all the boys go to the liquor store For a six-pack, a carton-o-smokes, Ninja Turtle candy & a pack of Slo Pokes Fat Charlie's from Diamond Bar Fat Charlie really wants to be a cop He buys the officers doughnut holes and soda pop He's got his parents all worried 'bout his G.P.A Police academy threw his application away All the girls get on their boards and all the boys go to the liquor store For a six-pack, a carton-o-smokes, Ninja Turtle candy & a pack of Slo Pokes Fat Charlie's from Lake Elsinore (to the tune of "L.A. Woman" by The Doors) I said I never loved you You set my car on fire Then they put me in an institution 'Cause I'm a pathological liar All the girls get on their boards and all the boys go to the liquor store For a six-pack, a carton-o-smokes, Ninja Turtle candy & a pack of Slo Pokes Fat Charlie plays a mean guitar! All the girls get on their boards and all the boys go to the liquor store For a six-pack, a carton-o-smokes, Ninja Turtle candy & a pack of Slo Pokes All the girls get on their boards and all the boys go to the liquor store For a six-pack, a carton-o-smokes, Ninja Turtle candy & a pack of Slo Pokes Fat Charlie bought a Cuisinart!
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Credits
- Writers
- Bert Susanka
- Brad Conyers