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Dickie Ziggen That's Dickie Ziggen He's a real cool cat from Fullertown He likes to drive his Fiat around He's got one Fiat just for parts That's cuz the first Fiat never starts He's Dickie Ziggen (he hates the Beatles) He's Dickie Ziggen (he hates Eric Clapton) Now bathing has never really been his thing But he plays a good game called odd or even He smokes cigarettes while he's wеaring the patch He eats with his facе down on the food and it's not attractive Dickie Ziggen (he hates Tom Petty) He's Dickie Ziggen (he hates females) Now Dickie doesn't like to practice guitar He doesn't have to, he's Dickie Ziggen, he's a star He's got annoying dogs and a pretty wife Well that just about sums up Dickie's life Now he horrifies his friends with insensitive jokes He breaks wind and he lights his smokes He abandoned both his Fiats on Chappette Avenue Is it just me or is that kind of not the right thing to do? Dickie Ziggen (he hates Led Zeppelin!) (He's got a heart of gold but the heart's kind of clogged up)