Lyrics

[Verse 1] Slapshot man, that's who I am Put me in the game that's your best plan Don't bother with the trap or man-to-man 'Cause I'm a slapshot man [Verse 2] Stop, you have no chance I will have to warn you in advance When it comes to political stance I'm a slapshot man [Verse 3] He winds up, but he never fans Just you try to block it if you can If it ever winds up in the stands, call an ambulance Yeah yeah yeah! [Verse 4] Slapshot man, that's who I am And my power rules on ice or land Whether on the pond or in the sand The puck's at my command [Verse 5] He's slapshot man, and he entertains Backhands and wrist shots all seem so lame Next to him Al MacInnis is tame He puts the goalies to shame Yeah yeah yeah! [Verse 6] I'm slapshot man, I know it ain't right But I even wind up when I'm in tight I don't ever mean to start a fight The ref gets so uptight [Verse 7] Slapshot man, goalies call in sick Nightmares of the puck coming off his stick The thought of a shutout is unrealistic Yeah it's the slapshot man Yeah yeah yeah! (alright!)