Lyrics

[Intro] Now Jacko was so happy, just workin' on the farm With the cows and the chickens, he couldn't do no harm For years and years he worked and he scraped and he saved To take one day the holiday he craved But now he'll never be the same again Since he took that holiday in Spain [Chorus] Oh ho, make way for that Timsbury torero Olé for that Somerset senor He's a real West Country Caballero The Shepton Mallet Matador [Verse 1] Now the boys in the village all think it's very queer The way that Jacko drinks wine instead of beer And they say he swapped his favourite cider jar For a bottle of sherry and a thirty-bob guitar [Chorus] Oh ho, make way for that Timsbury torero Olé for that Somerset senor He's a real West Country Caballero The Shepton Mallet Matador [Verse 2] Now the pigs and chickens are diggin' up the dirt When Jacko comes wavin' his old red flannel shirt And he's always chasin' round the old red cow 'Cos he thinks that he's a real bullfighter now [Chorus] Oh ho, make way for that Timsbury torero Olé for that Somerset senor He's a real West Country Caballero The Shepton Mallet Matador [Verse 3] Now on the farm when you hear hoots and howls It's Jacko playin' Flamenco with the fowls And every time he clicks those castanets Instead of eggs, the hens lay omelettes [Chorus] Oh ho, make way for that Timsbury torero Olé for that Somerset senor He's a real West Country Caballero The Shepton Mallet Matador Oh ho, make way for that Timsbury torero Olé for that Somerset senor He's a real West Country Caballero The Shepton Mallet Matador [Solo] [Chorus] Oh ho, make way for that Timsbury torero Olé for that Somerset senor He's a real West Country Caballero The Shepton Mallet Matador [Verse 4] Now the farmer's missus went wild with delight When Jacko serenaded her last night And the farmer stopped him singin' Ceilito Lindo With a bucket of summat he threw from a bedroom window [Chorus] Oh ho, make way for that Timsbury torero Olé for that Somerset senor He's a real West Country Caballero The Shepton Mallet Matador La la la la la la la, Viva Chew Magna! La la la la la la la, the Shepton Mallet Matador!