Chitterling

Lyrics

[Chorus] Chitterling, chitterling, chitterling Chitterling is all I crave Fill me up with chitterling Think of all the cash you'll save You can do Irish stew Cordon bleu Stuff it where you stuff your fancy soups You can buy it soft or hard By the pound or by the yard Chitterling's the stuff to give the troops [Verse 1] Back in Queen Victoria's time they held a grand affair A really royal spree at the Russian embassy Albert and Victoria they went there for the ride Thinking it a change from toast for tea Her Majesty was not amused, when right in front o' the Czar Albert laughed, and his false teeth shot out And as they fell into a bucket full of caviar The royal consort he began to shout [Chorus] Chitterling, chitterling, chitterling Chitterling is all I crave Fill me up with chitterling Think of all the cash you'll save You can do Irish stew Cordon bleu Stuff it where you stuff your fancy soups You can buy it soft or hard By the pound or by the yard Chitterling's the stuff to give the troops [Verse 2] When Willie Shakespeare wrote his famous Taming of the Shrew He couldn't sleep at night, stayed awake by candlelight He broke his pen and burnt the midnight oil to no avail For nowt could save him from his sorry plight When suddenly a knock was heard when going to retire It was his sweetheart Annie Hathaway "Oh Will," she said, "I've come to give you all that you desire," And Willie's eyes lit up as he did say [Chorus] Chitterling, chitterling, chitterling Chitterling is all I crave Fill me up with chitterling Think of all the cash you'll save You can do Irish stew cordon bleu Stuff it where you stuff your fancy soups You can buy it soft or hard By the pound or by the yard Chitterling's the stuff to give the troops [Verse 3] On the fifth day of November back in 1605 A stealthy figure went to the House of Parliament And beneath his cloak he carried a great barrel in his hand It was Guy Fawkes that night on mischief bent (boo) A soldier of the Royal Guard said "Hullo, what's this here?" Spying out the barrel 'neath his cloak "Pray tell me, sir, what's in that cask, I'm sure it can't be beer?" Old Guy took off his hat, and softly spoke [Chorus] Chitterling, chitterling, chitterling Chitterling is all I crave Fill me up with chitterling Think of all the cash you'll save You can do Irish stew Cordon bleu Stuff it where you stuff your fancy soups You can buy it soft or hard By the pound or by the yard Chitterling's the stuff to give the troops (All together!) Chitterling, chitterling, chitterling Chitterling is all I crave Fill me up with chitterling Think of all the cash you'll save You can do Irish stew Cordon bleu Stuff it where you stuff your fancy soups You can buy it soft or hard By the pound or by the yard Chitterling's the stuff to give the troops Chitterling's the stuff to give the troops