Sloisha (Skit)

Lyrics

[Skit: Alex Thomas Jr. & Shava'sha Dickerson] Sloisha Sloisha S-L-O-isha Sloisha Oh my God Sloisha Tyrone, what's up? What's up with my boy Tony? That nigga's not talkin', you know, he feelin'-he lookin' all crazy and stressed out That's his fault, strictly No, no, no, no, no, I know you know somethin', I know your girl be tellin' you everything I don't know nothin', I don't know Don't touch me, I don't know nothin' Sloisha, come on now Touch me again, I don't know nothin' Sloisha, you on the bus stop, girl Come on, girl, I know you need a ride No I don't I will take you to the mall No I'll hook you up with a Slurpee Mm-mm I'll take you to Wendy's What kind of car you got? I got a '92 BMW on tints Okay, he messed up Okay First of all, he was supposed to take her to Paris so she could feel what it's like to be a celebrity, okay? Mm-hmm And then, he promised her a Gucci bag, he didn't get it, 'cause he forgot Why? Because hе's always forgetting Secondly, okay, hold on, thirdly He had forcеd her, basically asked her to move in, and she wasn't ready for that You know what I'm sayin'? She take care of her auntie, she don't have to move in with him right now, basically So, he was all about this, "I am king", you know, "Tony King, Tony King, Tony King" When he is really a fool, strictly a fool And then he told me to shut up So then he said, "I'll get you three of these strawberry shortcakes if you trade me for your choco-choco" So then, he just took it and ran And he know I can't run 'cause my legs rub together and it starts smellin', so I didn't wanna do that