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Apart from the grommet cog adjacent to the jack And the left-handed mangle-wheel protruding from the back If you bought it in a shop it would be cheap at half the price For a phonographic, gramophonic Record-playing, Womble-sonic Sound-bearing contrivance or device When he turned on the power, there was music everywhere It came out of the funnel and it flew through the air: As the record turned around, we were captured by the sound 'Til the needle stuck 'Til the needle stuck 'Til the needle stuck 'Til the needle stuck 'Til the needle stuck If Tobermory hadn't been so clever with his paws He could never have invented it or fitted it with drawers It was put together carefully and painted red and green This phonographic, gramophonic Record-playing, Womble-sonic Sound-bearing contrivance or machine When he turned on the power There was music everywhere It came out of the funnel And it flew through the air: As the record turned around We were captured by the sound 'Til the music started getting slower and slower And slower and slower And faster and faster and faster and faster... He was proud of all his efforts and his audio-techniques He'd studied books and everything for days or even weeks The sprocket-laden inner spring had only broken twice Which was good for a gramophonic Record-playing, Womble-sonic Sound-bearing contrivance or device When he turned on the power There was music everywhere It came out of the funnel And it flew through the air: As the record turned around We were captured by the sound 'Til the spring broke...