Red Shoes Blues

Lyrics

[WICKED WITCH OF THE WEST] She's so misguided It's all so one-sided That dimwitted girl dares tangle with me She's prissy, she's clueless, and I want her shoeless I'll show how her fiendishly mean I can be I want those shoes to establish just who's number one From the east to the west Then I'll be complete With the world at my feet And red always suited me best I know I hold sway Over all I survey But I now need a much bigger deal The shoes are the key To the making of me So find her! And bring her to heel When I get that footwear From her and it's put where It could have been, should of been Right from the start My power will grow It will blossom and flow Through the world, through the years And straight to my heart We all like to dance So now here's your chance You'll dance till your very last gasp Gyrate, pirouette You'll swelter and sweat And stumble right into my grasp... You'll find you can't stop As you dance till drop And stumble right into my grasp [SPOKEN] Enjoy your dance my pretties... And now. You. My monkeys. My darlings. Yes It is time, at long last, for you to do your work Off you go and mop up the mess- I want that little girl and her mangy little dog But most of all... I want my slippers Now go! Fly! Fly! Fly!