Lyrics

Ahoy there, me hearties! I'm Captain Feathersword, the friendly pirate! Oh, do you like dancing, me-hearties? Hoahoah, I love to dance in my pirate pants! Oh, but one day, let me tell you I was on my ship doing a dance, in my pirate pants And just then, a big wave hit the ship! Splash, hoahoah! Oh, the ship was wet, and the old Captain Feathersword got drenched, soaked! So, do you know what i did? I just kept dancing, and dancing! And that made my dry again, until, splash! Hoohoohoo, oh another wave hit the ship and drenched me again! So, do you know what i did? I dried myself off, and started dancing again! But this time, I wore a special raincoat And the next time a wave hit the ship I was kept all snug and dry! Hoahoah, yes me hearties, indeed! Hoohoohoohoo, oh i love dancing! Hoahoahoah!