Two Ton Tessie

Lyrics

She's big red lips and big brown eyes And everything my mama's got is king-sized Well, a-Two Ton Tessie Oh yeah Well, a-Two Ton Tessie Uh huh Well, she's big and round And I love every pound Now, when she holds me tight, it feels so nice And I can't get it on unless I go around twice Well, she's Two Ton Tessie Oh yeah Well, she's Two Ton Tessie Uh huh Well, she's big and round And I love every pound When we go to a dancе, they clear the placе 'Cause Tessie needs a lotta rockin' space And she tips the scale at 303 And every fucking ounce belongs to me Give me a big fat pig to suck and lick And a hole [?] where I can stick my dick Oh, she's Two Ton Tessie Oh yeah Well, a-Two Ton Tessie Uh huh Well, she's big and round And I love every pound Oh well, she's big and round And I love every pound Oh well, she's big and round And I love every pound