Another Bad Day: Pt. II

Lyrics

[Spoken] Hey fellas, remember this one? Hit it! While walking down the avenue one bright and sunny day I came across a woman who wouldn't get out of my way I asked her to please step aside so I could get on with my day She said, "I don't mind being cum across just as long as it's wiped away" So I went home to watch TV and catch my favorite show And plopped down on the rocking chair, and out came a screaming howl I ached and moaned and groaned and hoped the pain would quickly pass Either that's just my remote control or someone's' dick's shoved up my ass Then I thought I'd take a drive around to see what I could see Just a couple minutes later, I had to take a pee I pulled into an alley and stuck my pecker through the fence But I didn't even see the watchdog running off with my fucking prick So they rushed me to the hospital to see if they could fix it 'Cause instead of chewing it to bits, he very gently licked it They said that I was lucky that the mutt lost all its teeth So I went home and went to bed, and then I had a dream About that sweet little poochie