1-900-ILU-VYOU

Lyrics
Saw her picture in the paper Along with a 900 number I thought we'd chit-chat on the phone Instead, you said you'd come right over Bursting in, you forced me down Kneeling over me, grinning Worked me up and tied me down I asked you what you wanted for dinner Crammed her crotchless panties in my mouth (Oh yeah, yeah, yeah) Humped her shiny love patch in my face (Oh yeah, yeah, yeah) Smudged her creaming honey on my nose (Oh yeah, yeah, yeah) I wondered if she wanted to go to the show Worked me over fifty ways But she wasn't even perspiring If I miss work for three more days I know that I'm gonna get fired Plotting, probing my rear opening While lubricating her strap-on Face down, working up the nerve To ask her home to meet my mom Crammed her crotchless panties in my mouth (Oh yeah, yeah, yeah) Humped her shiny love patch in my face (Oh yeah, yeah, yeah) Smudged her creaming honey on my nose (Oh yeah, yeah, yeah) I wondered if she wanted to go for a stroll I had no one, I had nothing So lonely all of the time Now I've got me a nympho girl To be my valentine She's an angel, she's a demon Extra-extraordinary Wonder when she'll call me back Gonna ask her if she wants to get married Crammed her crotchless panties in my mouth (Oh yeah, yeah, yeah) Humped her shiny love patch in my face (Oh yeah, yeah, yeah) Smudged her creaming honey on my nose (Oh yeah, yeah, yeah) I wondered if she wanted to go bowling Yeah!
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Credits
- Writers
- Johnny Personality
- Robert “Dr. Bob” Nielson
- Joey Vindictive