Tony Talks Tripe

Lyrics

Tony's loaded, that's what Tony says I drink champagne all day We know he's a farce: he talks out his arse... Hey, hey Tony told me how he made a mint A life of luxury We've heard it before, a cock n' bull story And I saw Tony yesterday He says he's got no mates again What can he say, what can he do? If only Tony knew Tony owns a place in the sun he says That's how I got my tan But he's been spread on his mam's sunbed man Tony owed me a fiver a year ago You'll get it back says he We know it ain't so coz he ain't got no money