I’m A Telly Addict!

Lyrics

I don't need a doctor, I don't need a drugstore I don't need an injection, I need to put the telly on Got me in a cold sweat, I don't need no cigarette Sh sh sh shakin' like a jelly fish, I need a satellite dish There's no doubt that I miss nowt, a TV I can't do without Anything you get on yer television set I'll watch it... (Chorus:) I'm a telly, I'm a telly,telly I'm addicted Telly I'm a telly, I can tell I am addicted I'm a telly, I'm a telly, telly I'm addicted Telly I'm a telly, I can tell I am addicted I like to keep a step ahead, a TV in the garden shed & with a telly in the bog, I never miss the epilogue Dynasty or Daktari, a broadcast by the Tory party Celebrity squares, blind date, who cares, I'll watch it... I'm a telly...(guitar bit) It's no surprise I've got square eyes, anyone could predict I'm TV mad, I'm a telly addict! I'm a man in great pain, the box is on the blink again I don't need no morphine, I need a television screen Documentaries, there's no degrees, I'll even watch a film If it's In Chinese A speech from the Queen, though I'm not very keen. I'll Watch it... I'm a telly... Coz I'm addicted