If You’re In A Pop Group You’ll End Up Paying A Fortune Practicing At Peter Practice’s Practice Place

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Give us the money, Peter Practice says to us Give us the money, quickly don't make a fuss Give us the money, give us the money Pete takes the pop groups he'll even take the trash But if you practice at Peter's place, you must have plenty cash Give Pete the money, then he'll let you have the key Givе Pete the monеy, then you can practice free It's icy cold in Peter's place, but don't switch on the heater Coz you'll end up putting 10 quid in Pete's electric meter Do you want some crisps and pop? They're all on sale at Pete's tuck shop We will have to put a stop to Peter We all give Peter the money We've all been a mug We all give Peter the money now Give us the cash, give us the bread Give us the money, money's gone to Peter's head If you are stuck, Pete will lend you an amplifier But when it's time to go, he'll say that's five pound hire Do you want some crisps and pop? They're all on sale at Pete's tuck shop We will have to put a stop to Peter We all give Peter the money We've all been a mug We all give Peter the money now All the pop groups are nearly broke This has gone far beyond the joke Peter Practice is a rich bloke now Do you want some crisps and pop? They're all on sale at Pete's tuck shop We will have to put a stop to Peter We all give Peter the money We've all been a mug We all give Peter the money now Give us the cash, give us the bread Give us the money, money's gone to Peter's head We all give Peter the money We've all been a mug We all give Peter the money now Give us the cash, give us the bread Give us the money, money's gone to Peter's head We never practise cuz Peter's got all our money!