How Do You Deal With Neal?

Lyrics

There's a bloke from Hereford Road Who really makes me groan Everyday he's at the door Or on the telephone Why can't he just go away And leave me here alone In the pictures in the pub No one can ever know Just how much a pest he is He's everywhere I go CHORUS: It's not fair he's always there Everywhere I go Neal's there How do you deal with dddd deal with It's not fair Neal's everywhere I go It's not fair he's always there Everywhere I go Neal's there How do you deal with ddd deal with Neal Everyday I cannot eat my grub Or drink or sleep Everyday Neal pulls up in his car And goes beep beep What am I supposed to do About this bloomin creep Everyday I look outside To see if Neal's about Everyday he's there without a doubt CHORUS It doesn't matter where I go Neal will be there I know Neal is not a man He's mice I know